Butler's Pantry

The butler's pantry in the basement is one of the most intact rooms in the castle.  Having said that, the flooring had been totally removed long before I bought the building, so the space was not usable.

It still has its original window, with just one broken pane of glass at the bottom right, The original door is still there too, but it had been kicked off its hinges in the past, so is rather in need of repair.

window in butler's pantry

Gregor has recently been repairing the wooden linings round the window, using new bespoke linings manufactured locally with an absolutely identical profile. The cost of these was eye-watering. We have been very careful to "repair" existing fittings throughout this restoration, not only does this exempt the work from any form of planning considerations but it is also perhaps the purest and best approach.

paint "lip"reveals location of original worktop for butler's sink

I instructed Gregor to keep the 5 short existing sections of moulding on left hand side in the above image. These reveal the location of a worksurface which would have held a butler's sink. There was a blocked-up drain underneath as corroboration. When I visited Mellerstain House in the Scottish Borders, I was delighted to see their butler's pantry and committed the details to memory.

In fact, it was the blocked-up drain than prevented us from rebuilding the floor over the top for the longest time. Unblocking the drain was quite an adventure in itself but this is a story for another day - suffice it to say that the drain is now flowing.

Anyhow, Gregor called me over a couple of days ago for a site meeting in the butler's pantry, and asked how we were going to line the walls underneath the worksurface and wouldn't it be better to take the new lining down to the ground instead of just replicating short sections? Gregor was of course correct, and I abandoned my principle of retaining all original fabric in this one instance. The five short lengths could go, especially as there was already a lot of this original lining surviving in the room.

Anyhow, removing this small amount of original fabric made me record the "before" and indeed create this particular blog entry. You can see the original lining on the left hand side of the window reveal, and the new lining on the right hand side of the window reveal.

original lining on left

new lining on right

While the Victorians generally had great attention to detail, I am constantly amazed that linings on sides and on tops, don't line up! :-)

Chicken-of-the-Woods

One of the side-effects of walking in the countryside with friends at this time of year, is unscheduled foraging. As soon as I walked past this bracket fungus growing on a tree in the vicinity of the castle yesterday, I instantly knew what it was: "Chicken-of-the-Woods" (Laetiporus sulphureus).

I had the fungus pointed out to me around 20 years ago, on a professionally organised "fungus foray" at Wittenham Clumps in Oxfordshire. Unfortunately the Oxfordshire fungus was high up on a tree and well out of reach. This time the fungus was within arm's reach - hurrah! The guide had told us that Chicken-of-the-Woods" is one of the most delicious there is: both looking like and tasting like chicken and we should grab any opportunity to try it.

I could not believe my good luck this time and picked one piece. Of course, correct identification is vital. The seek App on my mobile phone also identified it as "Chicken-of-the-Woods", and prior to cooking I looked at a number of YouTube videos, for both identification and preparation purposes. For example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K8HuTHTyP8

However, "Chicken of the Woods" is so distinctive being a bright yellow, growing on trees, and consisting of multiple clusters of fans, that it could hardly be anything else - and certainly none of the dangerous fungi in Europe look anything like this.

chicken of the woods growing wild

The YouTube video suggested marinating in olive oil and Teriyaki sauce, and I improvised with olive oil and Soy sauce - 2 minutes was enough.

marinated chicken of the woods

The video barbequed the slices for 2 minutes, but I fried for 3 minutes ensuring that the pieces were well-cooked and had turned brown at the edges. Cooking the pieces well removes any risk from natural bacterial contamination apparently.

cooked chicken of the woods

I presumed that "tasting like chicken" was just a figment of the imagination as the slices look like chicken. In fact, the fungus really does have a mild taste of chicken, and there is also a good robust and meaty texture. This contrasts with some mushrooms which go slimy after cooking.

This delicious fungus would work well with a venison casserole and presumably would keep more texture than a conventional mushroom. "Chicken-of-the-Woods" is much more quorn-like than mushroom-like, and it probably would work well in a casserole where it would absorb other flavours. One YouTube video makes a version of KFC from "Chicken-of-the-Woods", and anything which brings in other flavours like the KFC batter, would be a great accompaniment.

I would go so far as to say "Chicken-of-the-Woods" is the best edible fungus I've tried! :-)

My Big Fat Greek Rap Posse

In January of 2021 I was approached by a Georgios from Newcastle-upon-Tyne who wanted to book a night in the Kitchen Wing AirBnB at Balintore Castle but he insisted he needed a lot of snow.

I did my best to explain that conjuring up snow on demand was not within my capabilities :-), but that the castle was in a part of Scotland where there would be a number of heavy dumps throughout the winter but you could not predict when these would be. Even the UK Met Office admit that predicting snow is known to be a particularly hard problem, and you can only give a relatively accurate prediction of snow a day ahead.

I was down in England at this time so I would have to communicate with my builder Gregor on the weather, and then relay the information to Georgios. This was almost on a daily basis, and I wondered why I was going to all this trouble; if only I had a webcam at the castle and could have pointed Georgios at the URL.

This was during the third lockdown and so the calendar was totally empty of AirBnB bookings. Georgios mentioned his party were doing a work photoshoot and this legitimised the use of the accommodation. Then a "rap video" was mentioned, but the whole thing sounded rather dubious. I suspected the group just wanted a mini lockdown break, but the AirBnB guidelines stated the onus of legitimacy is on the guests not on the host, so I was not worried.

Finally, around the 7th of February there was a massive dump of snow, and Georgios booked in for the 10th. I was crossing my fingers that the snow would linger around the castle. My neighbour contacted me on the 10th, in a state of some alarm, to say there were some young people cavorting in the field in front of the castle. I was able to reply "I believe that is my Greek rap posse.". It's not often that the Fates conspire to give one the intense joy of delivering such good lines. :-)

Much later, Georgios sent me a link to the resulting rap video on YouTube. His stage name is Arva, and so the guests had been legit after all, and what's more the video and song "Lady" are excellent: there is real art in the cinematography and real musicality and an excellent "flow" in the track.

The video does feature the objectification of women as is standard in the rap genre. One is accustomed to this, but when one sees mild lady bondage in one's own salon :-) this objectification does rather make one ponder. However, there is post-modern humour and irony in the presentation, so I don't think the imagery is problematic.

objectified lady, doubly exposed, on sofa in salon

Later on, an acoustic remix appeared on the same YouTube channel - this time shot indoors in the big Victorian kitchen.

I am highly impressed by the group's professionalism, efficiency and economy. They produced two quality videos out of a single day's shooting at the castle. There was clearly no messing around. I did not get any filming fees, and they just paid for a single night's accommodation.

The important thing is that Balintore Castle looks great and particularly so in the snowy landscape. Three days after the dump, when filming took place, there had been a considerable amount of snow melt, but the blanket of white was good enough to give an atmospheric winter vibe. The drone shots and one particular bit of VFX where the castle is mirrored in the sky are outstanding.

rap video opening credits

drone shot of snowy landscape

rap posse on castle terrace

Overall, I was delighted to have been a minor accessory in this work of art. The other videos on the ArvaOfficial channel do not quite have the same magic. Ironically, I subsequently went to work for the UK Met Office, so perhaps my regular weather bulletins for the Greek rap posse reveal a pre-woven tapestry by the Fates of Ancient Greek mythology.

magical castle with stars shot

Letter from Lucinda

I tried to switch on my old laser printer so I could print some labels for a DHL pick-up. There was no response whatsoever - it was completely dead. Believe it or not, despite being a teckie I only very rarely upgrade for the sake of upgrading, and get rather annoyed when technology dies.  It's not just the expense, but it's the hassle of the disposal and hassle of the set-up.

Anyhow, I managed to delay the pick-up by 3 days, and ordered a reconditioned laser printer on a 2 day delivery. Thankfully the label printing and package pick-up went according to plan.

However, I had not tested out the scanning facility. I thought it might be nice to scan-in a hand-written letter from my parents (now deceased) but instead I found a hand-written note from the wonderful Lucinda Lambton. As a teenager I was intoxicated by her TV documentaries on Victorian architecture. My father was also a fan. As far as I can recall, she first burst onto the screen with a documentary on the Victorian lavatory, and appeared to giggle over 50% of the soundtrack. It was a breath of fresh air.

While my love of architecture was already latent, when someone so publically rejoices in a common enthusiasm, it somehow emboldens one to embrace that passion.

In 2007, I invited Lucinda to attend a party at Balintore Castle to celebrate the success of the compulsory purchase of the building. The legal work had been an 8-year long nightmare, so finally getting the chance to save a Victorian building which was perilously close to dereliction, was definitely something to celebrate. The invite was a way of thanking her.

The note is a snapshot in time from when I was working for the games company Realtime-Worlds in Dundee. 

Sadly, Lucinda could not make the party, but the note was such a delight in itself that receiving it was the very opposite of a disappointment. Making a "no" feel like one has been bestowed an honour is an object lesson in good etiquette. :-)

The architectural illustration is the old rectory where Lucinda resides. Her husband Sir Peregrine Worsthorne passed in  2020. I see Lucinda is still writing copiously for the Oldie Magazine. Her TV programs are still around on iPlayer, and will reward the time spent viewing them many fold.